2.6.09

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29050187

Thank goodness a few intelligent Republicans are siding with the Democrats to get President Obama's stimulus package approved.

Before President Obama, the common thought was that capitalism was better than socialism because people could sell and buy things from each other and there would then be money left over to give to the government to protect us and to maintain our infrastructure of roads, courts, etc. Now, thanks to President Obama, we know better.

Just look at the dollars in your wallet. What do you see? That's right, the words "United States of America". All the money actually comes from the government, so whenever we need money, all we have to do is ask our government to print more of it. That is why the trillion dollar stimulus package will cost us nothing. It is because all money comes from the government anyhow. They have all the money and can give it to us whenever they want to. All they need to do is power up the printing presses and there it is!

We can be just like the secretary of the treasury and not pay taxes because the government doesn't need it. We can not work because the government can pay us anyways. It really doesn't matter, since the government has all the money it ever will need and can give it to us whenever we want some. It is like the bank of dad when we were growing up. Just ask papa Obama and you got it!

Since the government has unlimited money, I think it is about time for President Obama to open his wallet and buy up all the businesses and real estate in the USA. Then we will have a country where the government owns everything. If there is a worry about too much cash in circulation, he can just raise taxes and get the money back into the government.


Then, the government under our great president Obama can run everything, and we need not worry about any corruption in the private sector because there will no longer be a private sector. Our wonderful President can then make sure that everyone earns the same amount of money. Everything can be free, with the government providing everything for us from its printing presses, churning out money whenever we need it.

It is amazing to me that no one before our great President Obama figured this out! Hooray for Obama!